TRP alert!! I have found a good one (TRP=The Ridiculous Profile, for you newcomers to MissMatch)! He doesn't fall in the upper brackets of attractiveness, and I get the feeling that he is looking for a top model, mixed with a Playmate of the year, who has a little bit of adult shop fun in her, but it’s not like he’s holding up his end of the bargain. He doesn’t have looks going for him. Even worse, he doesn’t have personality or courtship going for him. I have highlighted the components of his profile that stand out as making the female reader go, “Ew, who is this guy?”
Warm and sensual looking for hottie with a warm heart and sweet face who loves a man who embraces his sensual/sexy side..Groomed, sensual, and sporty man looking for a lover and companion who is competent and able for the serious times of life while also being sexy, nurturing and open minded for the other times... Come have fun with me while we enjoy each other's hearts, minds and bodies ;)The contrast between me being a military officer and a singer tells it all. I am a respectful and capable leader by day while being sexy at night ;) I'd love to find a liberal beautiful partner who liked to mix a little naughty in between the wholesome stuff once in a while....
I am most attracted to a woman who is a competent individual splitting her time between her profession, her fitness, her friends and me! It is very important to me that the girl has some situational awareness and tact. After all, this woman will represent me and I her.
I want an equal. A woman who can walk into a room with grace and femininity while commanding respect is a wonderful thing. Sorry if I am coming off wrong it's just that I want to be clear that I am not looking for a little girl who I do everything for. I would like to find a robust and capable cookie! Cause that's what daddy likes :)
Oh and if you're sporty and in tune with your 'sensual' side all the better! Gym girls are hot!!
I've been to navy flight school, sailed on aircraft carriers, traveled to Kuwait, Bahrain, and Korea but am now in pursuit of becoming a nurse of anesthesia. So be sweet and cook once a week for me and maybe I'll put you to sleep one day ;)If you like a masculine boy by day who's a pretty boy at night, you'll like me!
Respectfully,
Joe
Pets:I have an adorable basset hound named Tiger who is quite the lover boy (Like his dad!)
For Fun:Anything involved in a sexy swimsuit for you and me and some fun in the sun :)
Movies, nice dinners and wholesome times with family mixed with some naughty times for us!
Favorite Hot Spots:Tropical sunny getaways or outdoor activities are what lure me. But snowboarding in the mountains then returning to our cozy cabin is very cool too.
Favorite Things:My hobby is singing anthems at stadiums as well as with a 50's Acappela quartet
Last Read:Mostly flip through computer gadget, electronic or fitness magazines.
His touch of adding “respectfully” just makes me roll my eyes and mutter “Ugh, dirtbag,” as I reread to highlight all of his “respectful” comments and items on his wish list of his um, soulmate? Maybe bedmate is more like it. Simply put, Joe is gross, and there are more “adult friendly” websites out there where he can achieve more of what he’s looking for. If any of my match friends should come across his profile, please let me know so I can give him some "gentle tips" on profile writing.
His touch of adding “respectfully” just makes me roll my eyes and mutter “Ugh, dirtbag,” as I reread to highlight all of his “respectful” comments and items on his wish list of his um, soulmate? Maybe bedmate is more like it. Simply put, Joe is gross, and there are more “adult friendly” websites out there where he can achieve more of what he’s looking for. If any of my match friends should come across his profile, please let me know so I can give him some "gentle tips" on profile writing.
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